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For medical purposes?
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Whew! This concludes Knitpool’s first attempt at a longer story. See previous issues here.
Incubus - The Warmth
My favorite song by my favorite band.
this is the one i’ve needed
I quote this shit damn near every day…
#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you
I support this only because it reminded me of the “Justice Friends” segments on Dexter’s Laboratory…
Sweet chimichangas… it’s been a year! A whole year of me! 1900+ posts and 6100+ followers later and I’m still here.
And us. Don’t forget us.
Deadpoolvania marches on, bringing the awesome. And the tacos.
And now, to celebrate this most auspicious occasion, I think it’s time for a giveaway. Why? Because I’m an awesome guy like that.
- A WWDPD bracelet
- Your own letter from me (who wouldn’t want a letter from me?)
- A lock of Hank’s hair (Don’t tell Hank.)
- A shout out on the site (because, hey, why not?)
- Your own letter from me (You know you want it. Everyone does.)
- A lock of Hank’s hair (I still have a few kicking around)
- A shout out on the site (Everyone will see how cool you are and be super jealous)
- A shout out on the site (Don’t think of it as last prize, think of it as the prize you got and no one else did.)
All you need to do is follow the site and reblog this post (likes don’t count). Contest closes in three days and the winners will be chosen at random.
I laughed so hard my mom came into my room and asked me what happened so i showed her this and we’ve been laughing for like 5 minutes straight and no end in sight
I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but goddamn…
Prints and iPhone cases available on Society6
Created by Louis Roskosch
I love it.
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the track list messaged to them. Will do every. every. single. person.
All my internets if OP delivers on this.
Graduated high school. Kissed someone . Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone.
. Failed a class. Smoked weed.
. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Gone skiing. or snowboarding
Had a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.(If two and a half count) Had an online diary. Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play. Been fired from a job.
Swam with dolphins
Taken a lie detector test.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster/guinea pig.
Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll.
Know someone with HIV or AIDS.
Made-out with someone. Played on a sports team.
Snuck out of the house.
Swore at a teacher.
Gone laser tagging. Been on the TV.
Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Been in love Been on a train.
Seen a ghost.
Been to Mexico.
Crashed a car.
Been kissed in the rain.
Made an 11:11 wish.
Forwarded a chain letter.
Made a mistake.
I am in love with this.
"I’M THE GODDAMN CAPTAIN PLANET!!"
Must include the following words/phrases
"Twat’s that? I cunt hear you!"
"Bears with lasers"