Kool-Aid's Jug o' Fun

tastefullyoffensive:

calmblueoceans

If you are a male and say you haven’t done this before, you are lying. Period.

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stalemate-associate:

doctormonocle:

Tentacle Ring by Octopus Me on Etsy

Ooooooooh

For Courtney

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Psh, my ask is always turned on. Let me have it.

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He Doesn't Want A High-Five: Dating Tips #179: Don't rush relationships

sardonicdatingadvice:

In our society, everyone is looking for the “Facebook Official” relationship status. We’re also obsessed with getting things quickly. Don’t go into relationships with the high-speed mindset. Take your time establishing a friendship and solid foundation before getting into an exclusive…

I’ve tried to do this with every girl I’ve been interested in, and it has backfired on me every time.

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I am consistently reminded of how much of a loser I am…

lavenouslauren:

itzjackiejeez:

“The True Meaning of Sleeping Together”

Nothing dirty. Nothing Naughty. Just sleeping. It’s just sleeping with that someone and knowing that they’re in your arms and you’re in theirs. They want to feel close to you. They want to know they are the closest to your heart. They want to hear you breathe when you fall asleep as they sleep next to you. As you fall asleep, you want to cuddle with that someone and just the hold them close. It’s that moment where you don’t want to let go and that moment where you don’t want them to forget that this is a special moment.

I wish he understood this.

I can’t describe how much I want this…

cuuunts:

foleyispuzzled:

Actually most of my good friends have seen my breasts. They’re cute and I have a tendency to get drunk and take off my shirt. However I am not going to post them on the internet because this is not real life and I do not know you people no matter how much I might like your blogs.

My dreams have been dashed. :(

Did someone say boobs?

cuuunts:

Only ALWAYS

I’ll take one

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Reblogging for Lauren.

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I feel completely insignificant to anyone right now, particularly one of the people I’ve always considered my best friend. Just looking at all my relationships, I feel like no one truly wants me around, and that I have to force myself onto people just to spend time with them. I’m better off going back to being a loner; it won’t make a difference to anyone. I’m totally incapable of making new friends, being social without being awkward, and God forbid finding a girl to be with, are you kidding me?

I feel dreadfully alone, and it doesn’t matter to anyone out there whatsoever.

intervocallic:

This is cool.

I think you misspelled FUCKING AWESOME

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it8bit:

Sonic the Hedgehog - by Corey Loving

I fucking LOVE Sonic. I grew up playing Sonic games, as opposed to the one Mario game I had.

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I find this show relatively unfunny, but this is how I feel about soccer. Boring as shit.

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This is fucking amazing.

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nevergoingtogetitright:

awolfamongsheep:

…I’m going to hell

ho-ly-crap. yes.

I immediately thought of Andrew, and he cracked up looking at this.

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