February 2012
6 posts
This is what it's like whenever my pants come...
aftertouch:
freeze right now and take a picture with your...
cuuunts:
isitscary:
glamaphonic:
tumblring and iming w/ @thesockdolager
nope haven’t bothered to get dressed if u were wondering
dreading the fact that i have to leave for class in about 20 minutes and maintaining my fabulous state of being all at once
I radiate glamour all days.
HELP! FORCED TO RELIVE GROUNDHOG DAY UNTIL THIS...
cuuunts:
ttuck:
I know no one will believe me, no one ever does, but I’ve been forced to relive groundhog day over and over again! Every time I go to sleep or die, I wake up in my bed on February 2nd. I’ve relived this day countless times and I don’t think groundhog day will ever end :(
Help him!
Fool! The answer is to stay awake for 24 hours; this is the only way to end the curse!
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
1 post
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
Psh, my ask is always turned on. Let me have it.
November 2011
5 posts
He Doesn't Want A High-Five: Dating Tips #179:... →
sardonicdatingadvice:
In our society, everyone is looking for the “Facebook Official” relationship status. We’re also obsessed with getting things quickly. Don’t go into relationships with the high-speed mindset. Take your time establishing a friendship and solid foundation before getting into an exclusive…
I’ve tried to do this with every girl I’ve been interested in, and it...
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I am consistently reminded of how much of a loser I am…
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
cuuunts:
Only ALWAYS
I’ll take one
October 2011
5 posts
In a terrible mood...
I feel completely insignificant to anyone right now, particularly one of the people I’ve always considered my best friend. Just looking at all my relationships, I feel like no one truly wants me around, and that I have to force myself onto people just to spend time with them. I’m better off going back to being a loner; it won’t make a difference to anyone. I’m totally...
Watchintervocallic:
This is cool.
I think you misspelled FUCKING AWESOME
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September 2011
17 posts
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Did nothing excite you or make your heart beat?:... →
kwlaid:
cuuunts:
badeggfitzgerald:
alejandro0o:
vinnydeathstar replied to your post: i hate nicki minaj
i hate her with a fucking passion i swear she’s so stupid, i dont understand why so many fags like her
thank you! shes so overrated. i feel like a lot of…
no, actually I’m fapping.
Nikki Minaj still sucks.
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cuuunts:
badeggfitzgerald:
alejandro0o:
vinnydeathstar replied to your post: i hate nicki minaj
i hate her with a fucking passion i swear she’s so stupid, i dont understand why so many fags like her
thank you! shes so overrated. i feel like a lot of people around me are always talking about her like shes some legitimate icon, ive had enough of her lol
Keep my eye on da prize, see my...
I hate being awkwardly horny in the middle of the...
cuuunts:
nolanslifeisaverage:
oceaniccandidate:
Especially when Joe is at work and won’t play along with my naughty texting. :P
Especially 5min before I need to be at work. UGH.
…and not having a girlfriend, or anyone period to help take care of it. Feels bad, man.
cuuunts asked: Why, exactly, do you like to put plums in your friendly ole bum?
TMI Tuesday…make it happen bitches.
I will sharing some thoughts later.
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August 2011
30 posts
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My inbox is horny, go ahead and rape it ;)
ray-loves-you:
I don’t follow this guy, but this post was fucking quality.
Some stuff about myself pt.3: Friendship
Missed a day yesterday, but I’m back. Friendship means a lot to me. I invest a lot into all of my relationships, which may or may not be a bad thing, but it is what it is.
I have two best friends, Mike and Kaitlyn. I’d do anything for them. I’ve opened up to Kaitlyn more than anyone anywhere. With Mike, we can hang out and shoot the shit anytime, anywhere. Mike’s almost...
Some stuff about myself pt. 3: Relationships
Where to start here, heh. Pretty much anyone who knows me knows that I have never been in a relationship before. Not in high school, not in college, never. I have only ever kissed five different girls before, and have only had sex with three different girls. To say I’m unlucky with the ladies is a bit of an understatement.
My lack of relationships hasn’t been for any complicated...
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Some stuff about myself pt. 2: School
So, yeah. I’ve always been that smart kid all my life. Was the only one who could read in kindergarten; almost was skipped a grade in 1st grade; always in those special little programs; graduated with a 4.15 GPA in high school. All that shit.
However, as I stand here before you today, I am 23 years old, and a college flunkout. I failed out of Georgia Tech, the school I loved, and strove to...
